Each of my dreams and each desire
Belongs to whoever had it, not me.
Fernando Pessoa, Selected Poems, trans. Richard Zenith (via proustitute)
Cat outperforms professionals in stock market
The random stock selections of a cat named Orlando amassed more profit than the picks made by investment managers.The moral of the story is, let your cat pick out the investments for your 401(k).
I’M KIDDING DON’T REALLY DO THAT.





